Monday, June 9, 2008

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Attempted Sexual Contact

If we ran a news story every time I attempted sexual contact, it'd have to be an ongoing series with theme music and graphics.

Isn't this the kind of thing that belongs in the police reports? I guess when you've only got 800 people in your town, this kinda thing is big news.

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